Meissner Oscillations: Because Who Needs Consistency, Anyway?

Meissner Oscillations are a series of inexplicable, unpredictable, and occasionally inconvenient shifts in the fundamental fabric of reality. Some say it's a side effect of eating too many expired tuna sandwiches, while others claim it's a sign of impending doom. One thing is certain, however, Meissner Oscillations always happen at the most inopportune moments: during rush hour, while stuck in elevator, or during a critical presentation.